Then I’m gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they… *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss. Helping out my friends. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." You should be medicated. Now I want the young calf." It helps me pretend that they are. As we approach the ten-year anniversary of this comedy classic, take a look back at some of the most memorable lines. It’s like masturbating in a time machine. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Haha,That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur! Science Says This Is The Scariest Movie Of All Time, 8 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me When I Was Diagnosed With Herpes, 20 Uncomfortable Signs You’re Becoming The Person You’re Destined To Be, What Being Honest With Yourself Really Means, 20 Important Things Every Diabetic Should Know About Pregnancy, 30 LGBTQ+ Couples Share The Most Frustrating Things They Deal With On A Daily Basis, A Letter To My Late Father As I Prepare For My Wedding. I'm looking good. Derek: You can have some dope parties on this lawn. I mean, I fuckin’ love you. "Why are you so sweaty?" Nancy Huff: Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. I’m alive. This is a house of learned doctors. That means a few things – we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. It’s Shark Week. Dale Doback: I’m just saying, you need to think about your options. -- Dale, 13. [while Brennan is singing] Boats and hoes! Now I want the young calf.' Do you realize that? -- Dale, 24. I used ninja focus to slow my heart rate down. "We sail around the world and go port to port / Every time I come I produce a quart" -- Prestige Worldwide, "Boats 'n' Hos", 6. And you… You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick. Pilates changed my life! Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty? Oh yeah,well my drum set's a guy,so that makes you gay! "This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn." This is a house of learning doctors. [pause] On its release in 2008, Step Brothers became the most quotable film since 2004’s Anchorman. Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. Dale: You and your mum are hillbillies. I’m looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. You and your mother are a bunch of hillbillies. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Male Therapist: So, Dale. Basically she needs to get out and if you can help her that would be your best option. Lets say Nancy catches me getting out of the shower. Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team. You're not a doctor. And she thinks I look good. Dale Doback: No. -- Dale, 4. Minions, Mario, And The Grateful Dead — 2020’s Weirdest Sneaker Collaborations, The Best Bourbon At Every Price Point From $10-$100, Alex Trebek Made ‘Jeopardy!’ Great Because He Wanted All Of Us To Find The Answers, Peter Murray And The Professional Fighters League Are Bringing Fans ‘MMA 2.0’, Talib Kweli & DMX Talk Jay-Z Battle, Aaliyah, Prison, Murder Inc, & Addiction, Hook Gives A Bubbly Performance Of ‘Take You Home’ For ‘UPROXX Sessions’, Lil Keed, NLE Choppa, And More React To Busta Rhymes’ Classic ‘Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See’ Video, HUF’s Keith Hufnagel In His Final Video Interview — From NYC Skater To Streetwear Icon, All The Best New Music From This Week That You Need To Hear, All The Best New Rap Music To Have On Your Radar, All The Best New Hip-Hop Albums Coming Out This Week, All The Best New Indie Music From This Week, All The Best New Pop Music From This Week. Dimensions: 480x204. Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops. What's your favorite "Step Brothers" one-liner? Learn more about working with Thought Catalog. Just let the dirt shower over you. If you lick my butthole. A friendship needs to be watered if it is to grow, so don’t hesitate about making plans to hang with your new best bud. Denise: Do you want to talk about some of those feelings? It’s not every day that one discovers they share a favorite dinosaur and admiration for John Stamos and Better Housekeeping. Then she grabs me by the wiener. Ah, look at that, it's such power, it's raw power. It's just like cold case files, it's just like cold case files. Dr. Robert Doback: You jagaloons! "Brennan, that is the voice of an angel.
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